Dog Lawyer Podcast
Ep. 18 - Jeremy Cash 2

Ep. 18 - Jeremy Cash 2

April 14, 2021

Cash came over to make hot sauce in the kitchen.
Unfortunately we couldn't find his trademarked secret ingredient.

So instead we just ate a gable.
Turned on a mic, 

and had a nice Sunday brunch chat about comedy. 

It was necessary to release this one, 

since the last 7 episodes where a bunch of comics shit housed.

Holy fuck why wont people do my podcast sober.

Monster Hot Sauce
https://www.instagram.com/monsterhotsauce/

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Ep. 17 - The True First Episode

Ep. 17 - The True First Episode

April 8, 2021

I found the original episode we did.
Oops

We didn't even have a name on this one yet.

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EP. 16 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt. 2

EP. 16 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt. 2

April 3, 2021

Dog Lawyer, the only podcast about a dog who defends the second amendment.
our crack team of dog lawyers is fighting against gun control as we podcast.

We had friends come up from Colorado Springs,
Loonies features, John Rumery and Brian Sullivan. 

The clips I will cut out and upload to youtube will most likely be anime related. 

Part 1 came out a few days ago.
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Oh also they asked me to put on here that Neither Rumery or Brian condone our podcast and all of our opinions and propaganda are the personal responsibility of Constable McManager.

We found our Manager at Mcdendels.

Ep. 15 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt.1

Ep. 15 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt.1

March 30, 2021

You know what it is.
No you don't otherwize you wouldn't be reading this.
I'm so bad at this Hype beast youtube personallity. 
I fall apart imediately.

uhhhhhhgggggg
Anyway...

We out here grindin that podcast game!
Dog Lawyer, the only podcast about dogs that loves cats instead.

We had friends come up from Colorado Springs,
Loonies features, John Rumery and Brian Sullivan. 

The clips I will cut out and upload to youtube will most likely be anime related. 

Part 2 will come out in a few days.
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Ep.14 - Drunk Psychologist, Can’t Stop Crying

Ep.14 - Drunk Psychologist, Can’t Stop Crying

March 28, 2021

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
fuck. 
I feel so awful. 
Like physically, I feel shit.

I didnt wake up till 11am. 
And whats worse is that's actually good for me.

I don't know what I'm doing. 

I live in an oven. Just because I'm technically half woodland elf.
I read a crumbling Harper's Bazaar Magazine by candlelight.
And I wonder if there's any reason to continue living.
Are there any adventures left for me?
Are there any questions left to consider?
Or is the remainder of my life just going to be spent paying for the mistakes of my past?

Harper's Bazaar Magazine has no answers for me.
I can't read Cosmo anymore because I don't have a husband.
But if I did I could please him just fine.

Also the issue of Cosmo I've stolen from a dentists office, has been mostly eaten by moths.
And partially eaten by me. 
All that's left for me now, is these magazines, the sock I wear on my penis, this podcast, and the darkness as my only friend.
Not much longer now. Someday soon, Ny or Shay will turn on the oven.
And I will be smothered by warmth, for the first time, till death.

Constable McManager Elf Elfington.
Something or other production it doesn't matter.

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Ep.13 - Drunk Psychologist fixes /adv/

Ep.13 - Drunk Psychologist fixes /adv/

March 26, 2021

Just... Whatever...
I can't
Ive been up for a couple days now.
and I cant keep it up to do the manager bit. 
We will figure it out. you know?
These descriptions dont really matter.
does nayone even read these?
fuck it.
On this episode shay bombs and comes home real drunk
and I do what i usually do after masturbation and scroll through /adv/
Shay fixes these people.
Just...
I fucking...
are you still reading this shit?
I guess you read this far.
You probably deserve something...
ummm.... what secret can i tell you./..
I have all 25 volurmes of Nisekoi. 
It's probably my favorite. 
That may not seem like much but anime fans will know how embarrassing that is.
Im basically admitting to being gay.
when people come over and see all those rom com volumes. 
they pretend they cant see them. 

Constable mc fuckin my dick hole with a pencil.
from my ears are bleeding production company.
T Dont forget to eat a sausage and fight a ghose
Fuckin suck it. I can read your mind.
Ill hunt you down and find you.
Turn you into a rat mutant and keep you in my celler.
Then Ill comedown in a nightgown with a candle.
and fuck you.

And whatever.
Suck it.

Ep.12 - Cory & Trey 2: Turn’in Straights

Ep.12 - Cory & Trey 2: Turn’in Straights

March 22, 2021

Cory Stevens and Trey Blea are back again.
Are we ever gonna do a podcast sober?
Probably not.
I'm so tired.
They have chained me to this desk.
I can't feel my ass and I'm hungry.

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Ep.11 - Aiden Carroll vs. The Moose

Ep.11 - Aiden Carroll vs. The Moose

March 21, 2021

One January night...
Aiden & Oshee got into a naked, mock, greco-roman, gladiator style wrestling match. 

A match, ordered for the amusement of Emperor Phil.

They were all shit housed. Although the participants fought valiantly, Phil did not remember the fight the next morning. 

What transpired in this "interview" was the fallout of the once playful joke becoming a true battle for honor. 
After Oshee (the Moose) Baugus, and Aiden (MC Adapt a.k.a. Tenacity) Carroll got shit housed again at a mic.
Came home, and started threatening each other again.  

I watched them fight in the kitchen, through my glass window of the stove.
This Podcast isn't really listenable.

Send death threats to DogLawyerPodcast@gmail.com

Constable Mcmanager,
Totally something production I can't remember.

Ep.10 - Lisa Lane 2

Ep.10 - Lisa Lane 2

March 16, 2021

So I actually forgot the recorder died and I had a whole podcast we recorded before ep.9
So technically this is part of our Lisa Lane interview.
luckily I found it. 
Sorry I was away for a bit, protesting the south African willow penguin circus. 
But they're all dead now and I'm back home. 
resuming our regularly scheduled release schedule of whenever the fuck I feel like. 

Death Threat Contest and Comments send to;
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With Love and malicious intent,
Constable McManager

Check out Lisa Lane's Podcast, Half My Age Podcast.
https://www.halfmyage.show/episodes/2021/1/10/momentum-2021

https://www.lisalanefilholm.com/standup-comedy

https://youtu.be/FSDMI5BkG-0

Ep.9 - Lisa Lane

Ep.9 - Lisa Lane

March 3, 2021

Lisa Lane made time in her busy schedule of Stand-up comedy and hummingbird like panic, to come on the Dog Lawyer Podcast. We dish the dirt, We draw the dots, We make the connections, I roll the nickles, the game is mine!

A great Comedy How to Podcast. It was my favorite to hear from inside the stove.
Where I live, like a wizard. One day I will use my dark powers to claim this kitchen as my own!
Nyland and the Moose Man have no idea what I have prepared for them!
Soon I will be the fat comedians, and I'll make them manage me!

Death Threat Contest and Comments send to;
DogLawyerPodcast@gmail.com

With Love and malicious intent,
Constable McManager

Check out Lisa Lane's Podcast, Half My Age Podcast.
https://www.halfmyage.show/episodes/2021/1/10/momentum-2021

https://www.lisalanefilholm.com/standup-comedy

https://youtu.be/FSDMI5BkG-0

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