Dog Lawyer Podcast
Ep. 21 - Phil Corridor Continued (rough edit)

Ep. 21 - Phil Corridor Continued (rough edit)

June 5, 2021

you know what it is... yeah

Ep. 20 - Phil Corridor Identity Crisis pt1

Ep. 20 - Phil Corridor Identity Crisis pt1

May 28, 2021

It's phil... Phil Corridor's identity crisis

Ep. 19 - Rumery, Sullivan, & Tairee Dillard

Ep. 19 - Rumery, Sullivan, & Tairee Dillard

May 20, 2021

Sorry for the delay. It's been a weird one.
Releasing episodes again.

 

On this episode we talked with 
John Rumery
Brian Sullivan
and Tairee Dillard

It was a good one. 
blah

So whats up with you? How you been?
Doglawyerpodcast@gmail.com

Ep. 18 - Jeremy Cash 2

Ep. 18 - Jeremy Cash 2

April 14, 2021

Cash came over to make hot sauce in the kitchen.
Unfortunately we couldn't find his trademarked secret ingredient.

So instead we just ate a gable.
Turned on a mic, 

and had a nice Sunday brunch chat about comedy. 

It was necessary to release this one, 

since the last 7 episodes where a bunch of comics shit housed.

Holy fuck why wont people do my podcast sober.

Monster Hot Sauce
https://www.instagram.com/monsterhotsauce/

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Ep. 17 - The True First Episode

Ep. 17 - The True First Episode

April 8, 2021

I found the original episode we did.
Oops

We didn't even have a name on this one yet.

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EP. 16 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt. 2

EP. 16 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt. 2

April 3, 2021

Dog Lawyer, the only podcast about a dog who defends the second amendment.
our crack team of dog lawyers is fighting against gun control as we podcast.

We had friends come up from Colorado Springs,
Loonies features, John Rumery and Brian Sullivan. 

The clips I will cut out and upload to youtube will most likely be anime related. 

Part 1 came out a few days ago.
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Oh also they asked me to put on here that Neither Rumery or Brian condone our podcast and all of our opinions and propaganda are the personal responsibility of Constable McManager.

We found our Manager at Mcdendels.

Ep. 15 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt.1

Ep. 15 - John Rumery and Brian Sullivan pt.1

March 30, 2021

You know what it is.
No you don't otherwize you wouldn't be reading this.
I'm so bad at this Hype beast youtube personallity. 
I fall apart imediately.

uhhhhhhgggggg
Anyway...

We out here grindin that podcast game!
Dog Lawyer, the only podcast about dogs that loves cats instead.

We had friends come up from Colorado Springs,
Loonies features, John Rumery and Brian Sullivan. 

The clips I will cut out and upload to youtube will most likely be anime related. 

Part 2 will come out in a few days.
DogLawyerPodcast@gmail.com

Ep.14 - Drunk Psychologist, Can’t Stop Crying

Ep.14 - Drunk Psychologist, Can’t Stop Crying

March 28, 2021

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
fuck. 
I feel so awful. 
Like physically, I feel shit.

I didnt wake up till 11am. 
And whats worse is that's actually good for me.

I don't know what I'm doing. 

I live in an oven. Just because I'm technically half woodland elf.
I read a crumbling Harper's Bazaar Magazine by candlelight.
And I wonder if there's any reason to continue living.
Are there any adventures left for me?
Are there any questions left to consider?
Or is the remainder of my life just going to be spent paying for the mistakes of my past?

Harper's Bazaar Magazine has no answers for me.
I can't read Cosmo anymore because I don't have a husband.
But if I did I could please him just fine.

Also the issue of Cosmo I've stolen from a dentists office, has been mostly eaten by moths.
And partially eaten by me. 
All that's left for me now, is these magazines, the sock I wear on my penis, this podcast, and the darkness as my only friend.
Not much longer now. Someday soon, Ny or Shay will turn on the oven.
And I will be smothered by warmth, for the first time, till death.

Constable McManager Elf Elfington.
Something or other production it doesn't matter.

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Ep.13 - Drunk Psychologist fixes /adv/

Ep.13 - Drunk Psychologist fixes /adv/

March 26, 2021

Just... Whatever...
I can't
Ive been up for a couple days now.
and I cant keep it up to do the manager bit. 
We will figure it out. you know?
These descriptions dont really matter.
does nayone even read these?
fuck it.
On this episode shay bombs and comes home real drunk
and I do what i usually do after masturbation and scroll through /adv/
Shay fixes these people.
Just...
I fucking...
are you still reading this shit?
I guess you read this far.
You probably deserve something...
ummm.... what secret can i tell you./..
I have all 25 volurmes of Nisekoi. 
It's probably my favorite. 
That may not seem like much but anime fans will know how embarrassing that is.
Im basically admitting to being gay.
when people come over and see all those rom com volumes. 
they pretend they cant see them. 

Constable mc fuckin my dick hole with a pencil.
from my ears are bleeding production company.
T Dont forget to eat a sausage and fight a ghose
Fuckin suck it. I can read your mind.
Ill hunt you down and find you.
Turn you into a rat mutant and keep you in my celler.
Then Ill comedown in a nightgown with a candle.
and fuck you.

And whatever.
Suck it.

Ep.12 - Cory & Trey 2: Turn’in Straights

Ep.12 - Cory & Trey 2: Turn’in Straights

March 22, 2021

Cory Stevens and Trey Blea are back again.
Are we ever gonna do a podcast sober?
Probably not.
I'm so tired.
They have chained me to this desk.
I can't feel my ass and I'm hungry.

Death threats to:
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